Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches. (via ginimasters)

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stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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